Saturday, February 3, 2007

Jesus Christ - Joke

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not Jesus Christ." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, "No, son, you're not Jesus Christ." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

Friday, February 2, 2007

The Best Car Chase Movies

I was watching RONIN last night, the Robert De Niro Movie, I think this was the 3rd time I saw that movie, & car chase was real good, so I thought why not make a list of movies that I've seen, which have great Car Chases. So here Goes:

1. The Bourne Identity
Actors: Matt Damon, Franke Potente
Cars Used: BMW Mini & other cars

2. The Bourne Supremacy
Actors: Matt Damon
Cars Used: BMW

2. Transporter
Actors: Jason Statham, Qi Shu
Cars Used: The BMW 735i

3. The Rock
Actors: Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage
Cars Used: Ferrari, Hummer

4. Swordfish
Actors: John Trovolta, Hugh Jackman (x-men)
Cars Used: Tuscan TVR

5. Ronin
Actors: Robert De Niro, Natascha McElhone
Cars Used: BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Peugeot

6. The Italian Job
Actots: Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron
Cars used: BMW Mini Cooper

7. The matrix Reloaded
Actors: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Ann Moss
Cars Used: Cadillacs, etc

8. Gone in 60 Seconds
Actors: Nicholas Cage, Angelina Jolie
Cars used: The Ford Mustang, & others

9. Golden Eye
Actors: Pierce Brosnan, Famke Janssen
Cars Used: Tank (army tank)

10. Lethal Weapon 4
Actors: Mel Gibson, Jet Li, Chris Rock, Danny Glover
Cars Used: Pontiac Grand-Am & Mercedes

11. The Peacemaker
Actors: George Clooney, Nicole Kidman
Cars Used: BMW & mercedes

12. MI2
Actors: Tom Cruise
Cars Used: Lots of them, Bikes too

13. The Corruptor
Actors: Chow Yun-Fat, Mark Wahlberg
Cars Used: Cadillac & Chevy police cruiser

Ok thats all I could think of now, will try keep adding to it. keep looking.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Ron's Dream Bike


Arnold's Dream Car


The Car I'm gonna buy


The Car I plan to buy in a few months if everything goes well.

What I would like most for my B'day

To be surrounded by Love - My hubby
To be encircled by Family - My children, parents, siblings & extended family
To have time to enjoy life and health
To have a few friends in good places
When I have all these I will be blessed with all God's graces.

The Boys

The Boys with Stealth. Cute Huh?

More Snaps of Us.


The Couple. PERFECT.

The Family


That's us. The Simons. From Left to Right. My Wife (the Angel), Arnold the Great, Ronald the naughty, and me.

Today

Today is Thursday the 1st of February and I'm all ALONE in Abu Dhabi. Tomorrow is my Wife's B'day and I'm here. Dang.